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How long do you think it'll be before the Pope's kidney stones go up for auction?

I just found out the new pope is 78 years old. Oh yeah, he'll last long!

Britney Spearsiz knockted up!

They actually allow that woman to breed

God help us all!

I don't know what the fuck to talk about,
my life is boring!
I'm gonna go eat some mocha brownies now!(for dinner!)

foot cramp! foot cramp! foot cramp! foot cramp! foot cramp! foot cramp!
OW!!!!!

UPDATE: awwww! All gone!